Deadly Scrabble

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE

When you rearrange the letters:
FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

BARA THEDA

When you rearrange the letters:
ARAB DEATH

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this........ ....














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But her husband presented her with something very different...

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The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! __

Awesome! B_O_M_B_A_Y

* Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
* Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
* There is no darkness in Andheri.
* Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
* No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .
* Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
* Nor is there any princess at Princess Street
* Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
* There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
* The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
* There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
* Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
* Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).
* Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
* Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
* You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
* There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
* There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
* Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
* Null bazaar does not sell taps.
* You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
* Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
* Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
* Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
* Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
* Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
* Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.
* But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!

Another Joke

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.





But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium where Indian Team was
on bat.











He asked what is the condition.





He died after what he heard.



























































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7 are already out.













































































3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.























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The first one was a DUCK.

MBA vs BE

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

An MBA and A BE went on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and

fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend.

"look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment and then speaks

*"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent."** *

" ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE "